Sauvanet has a minion!

Monomer the Monitor

Legacy Name: Sauvanet

The Custom Silver Irion
Owner: Ambition

Age: 3 years, 9 months, 3 weeks

Born: February 7th, 2017

Adopted: 3 years, 9 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: February 7th, 2017

Nominate Pet for Spotlight


  • Level: 14
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 11
  • HP: 11/11
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

Minion's pet name: Adenine

Sauvanet, M.D., Ph.D. at your service.

"Pain and suffering is inevitable, inescapable, and essential." -a wise philosopher

Pathogen - anything capable of creating disease.
Vector - any living agent that is capable of carrying and transferring infectious agents (pathogens).
Fomes/Fomite - any non-living thing capable of carrying and transferring pathogens,
Infection - rapid increase (proliferation) of harmful pathogen inside a body, usually causing disease or illness.


Pet Treasure

Understanding Basic Physics

Thatchers Manual 3

Science for Pets III

Tattered Old Book

Gourd Witch Family Journal

A History of Mathematicians

Potions II

Physics Textbook

Almost Metal Scientist

An Introduction to Engineering

Calcified Book of Osteomancy

Gray Striped Journal

Subetan to Infected Dictionary

Love Bug Codex

Drawn in Chalk: A Crime Novel

Underground Fashion 101

Demonhide Tome

Introduction to Statistics

Foundations of Organic Chemistry

Chemistry Textbook

Face-Eater Manifesto

Boobitis Codex

Science for Pets I

Sewn Together

I Love Your Blood Type

Shiny Metal Binder

Strange Bog Tome

Here Lies...

So Your Baby is Infected

The Ancients Lui and Ta

Brains on the Brain

A History of Necromancy

B is for Brains

Keeping a Clean Ship

Your Friend Hygiene

The Beauty of Graveyards

Useless Spells

Under the Skin

End of the World Confessions

Invitation From Boudewijn

Sealed Ensorcelled Tome

Progressive Infection

Virus Codex

Exploring the Underground

Minor Curses: Missing Objects

Dealing with Windigosis

Potion Painting

Scientific Notebook

Modern Science Volume I

Torn Blind Eye (Right) First Aid Page

The Elements

Steele Darkside Ravines Sketch Book

Fields of Logic

So Your Arm Just Fell Off

Torn Damaged Eye (Left) First Aid Page

Schematic Art Book

Accounts from the Pandemic

Science for Pets II

Zombie Growth Tracking

Footrash Codex

The Sick Clawsion

Creepy Crawling Book of Creepy Crawlies

The Everything Book

Underground Pet Food Recipes

From Death to Life

Insane Programming Volume 1

The Big Book of PHP

The Frustrations of Public Office

Organ Diary

No More Sqls

Keiths Coding Jumble Book

Modern Science Volume II

Tape and Glass and a Crime Unsolved

Maggots in Strange Places

Corpse Burning 101

So You Lost An Eyeball

Garden Friends

Flesh Loss and You

Torn Weeping Eyes First Aid Page

Anatomy: Descriptive and Applied

What is Out There?

Stained and Torn Family Album

Nuclear Potion: Behind the Scenes

Annotated Engineering Book

Torn Broken Nose First Aid Page

Zombies 101

Travel Journal

Night of Horrors

101 Uses for Zombie Drool

Torn Missing Eyes First Aid Page

A Hole Too Deep

Atebus Penal Code

Book of Dririmancy

Infected Memoirs

Gourd Witch Potion Experiments

Zombie Journal

Unclutter Your Mind

Crime Anthology

Torn Drooling First Aid Page

Taxidermy for the Unliving

The Art of Lung Shui

Wizardly Adventures

Zombie Bite Patterns

Index of Viruses

Comprehensive Virus Guide

Adversary Almanac

Best Graves in the Underground

Ridiculous Bill

Ridiculous Receipt

Miniature HLPR Bot Blueprints

Delicious Bugs And Where To Find Them

Box of Childhood Memories

Food Experiment Notes

Filing Books

Research File Cabinet

Published Journal

Bound Doctors Journal

Miniature HLPR Bot Clipboard

Mechanic Service Checklist

Research Field Journal

Box of Love Letters

Soggy Field Notes

Magical Study Notes

Taped Page

Stained Napkin

Expired Get Mugged Gift Card

Panicked Coderoach Doll

Piechart Phug




Repair Bot

Decorative Egg Light

HiTech Replacement Cornea

Void Lord Vapor Cartridge

Keiths Cell Phone


Blue Wireless Router

Odd-shaped Camera Piece

Atebusan Scrap Metal Mask

Miniature HLPR Bot Fried Circuit Board

Heat Vision LED Mask

MaxHP AA Batteries

Romero NOVA Replacement Battery

Electro-Magnetic Relay Mask

Miniature HLPR Bot Control Chip

Romero NOVA Fuel Cell

Loose Wires

USB Adapter

Graphics Tablet

Black Laptop

Red Tangerine Laptop

Black Tangerine Touchphone

Just Some Boy Headphones

Smoking Charge Card

Yellow Hover Bike Ignition Key

Set of Safe Keys

Stun Gun

Bizarre Walkie Talkie

EMF Reader

Box of Frozen Waffles

Peanut Butter

Box of Mixed Doughnuts

Sugared Pumpkin Doughnuts

Maple Doughnut with Sprinkles

Pad Thai

Whole Cheese Pizza

Half-Eaten Sandwich

Veggie Pizza Slice

Sweet Potato Buddah Bowl

Fried Green Tomatoes

Rainbow Buddah Bowl

Grater Good Sampler

Wood-Fired Pizza Sample Box

Unfinished Dessert

Salted Fruit Granita

Bakers Dozen Chocolate Chip Cookies


Licorice Gum Pack

Zapper Version 2 Liability Waiver

Permanent Marker Set

Mechanical Pencil 0.5

Saggitarius Pen Set

Fancy Corporate Pen

SAI Junior Agent Badge

Scientists ID Tag

Tousled Lab Coat

Doctor Mask

White Leather Hosed Mask

White Nitrile Gloves

Blue Hospital Gown


Corporate Bubbles

Scientist Blood Stained Lab Coat

Blue Nitrile Gloves

Hazmat Suit

Black-Lens Gas Mask

Magical Duct Tape

Fire Extinguisher

Deluxe Survival Kit



Wastepaper Bin

Pedal Bin

Emergency Candy Heart

Navy Box of Jewelry Tools

Surgically Clean Bandage

Box of Dried Chrysanthemum Buds

Ricin Poison Bottle Kit

Exciting Crate of Intrigue and Enchantment

Spiffy Cardboard Box

Silver Screwdriver Set

Ontra Poison Darts

Romero Post Mortem Razor Blade

White-Handled Scalpel

Repurposed Calipers

Black-Handled Scalpel

Repurposed Flyball Governor

Steel-Handled Scalpel

Mad-Science Multitool

Sculpting Needle Tool

White-Handled Scalpel

Repurposed Voltmeter

Geiger Counter

Dark Matter Baster

Upside Down Chemical Spiller 5000

Home Brew Kit


Shengui Guo Bathhouse SimuLife Chip

Air Compressor

Repurposed Boiler Clock

Cyanide Poison Vial Kit

Grave Robbing Kit

Suspicious Plastic Bag

Mostly-empty Vial

Empty Glass Beaker

Arid Potion

Clear Glass Square Bottle

Triple Neck Klein Bottle

Bottled Vacuum

Round Klein Bottle

Clear Glass Vial

Clear Glass Bell Flask

Filled Clear Glass Bell Flask

Filled Clear Glass Vial

Empty Corked Glass Bottle

Rift Queen Toxic Drum

Old Bottle of Formaldehyde

Radcherry Tart

Cherry Belly Jelly Shot

Strand of Hydragellos DNA

X-Ray Negative

Squishy Skeleton Plushie


Essence of Manliness

Stick-On Autopsy Incision

Dried Blood Flakes

Harvested Congealed Blood

Monkey Brain

Burgeoning Evil Brain

Harvested Brains

Anatomically Correct Lung Plushie

Spleen on a Leash

Harvested Lung Piece

Anatomically Correct Large Intestine Plushie

Anatomically Correct Liver Plushie

Harvested Chunk of Liver

Angry Brain Beanbag

Juicy Eyeballs

Bubbleye Berries

Slimy Eye

Anatomically Correct Heart Plushie

Cupids Impaled Heart

Harvested Heart

Roasted Heart

Anatomically Correct Stomach Plushie

Tangle of Eyes

Lost Man

Stolen Pieces of Bone

Grave Reminder

Play Blocks Skelly Doll

Brain on a Leash

Harvested Kidney

Nuclear Brainy Wallpaper

Zombie Chew Toy

Infected Muscle Tissue

Zombie Hand


Harvested Length of Intestine

Brain Matter

Chunk of Infected Meat

Grotesquely Long Tongue

Moldy Tentacle Bread Bowl

Rotten Foot Present

Nuclear Visceral Wallpaper

Harvested Eyeball

Gnawed Thigh Bone

Stolen Rotten Leg

Heart on a Stick

Gathered Goblin Eyes

Poisonous Azathoth Tentacle

Poop Pop

Dead Nightshade

Lizard Skin

Frog Royalty Warts

Natural Acid

Magical Bone

Moldy Ice Cream

Jar Of Zombie Drool

Moldy Snippet of Paper

Pale Sackcloth Bodice

Lyrical Priggle Rusty Red Contacts

Remnant Wing Claw

Pitch Possessed Contact

Moldy Disposable Plate

Nuclear Weeping Spleenoids Wallpaper

Pumgpulnug Plushie

Rotten Lens

Carrion Pustules

Moldy Cotton Candy

Regular Weeping Spleenoids Wallpaper

Ragged Hydrus Membrane

Moldy Cranberry Sauce

Pastel Mixtape


Purple Slime Meltipop

Moldy Disposable Fork

Haunted Fish Bones

Skitters Favorite Needle

Moldy Iced Doughnut

Nightmare Turnip

Snow Fairy Bread

Sharp Finger Claw

Loose Rictus Teeth

Stern Male Dead Fuzzy Caterpillars

Mold-Swirled Blondies

Puffle Tuft Beetle

Luffle Ruffle Goo Fruit

Forgotten Caterpillar

Rotten Contact Lenses

Mini Ventri

Short Bleeding Tooth Fungus


Prismatic Slime

Hobo Kit-chin

Thats Death Approaching Sticker

Infected Subeta

Water Orb

Harvested Glob of Snot

Particle Matter

Tiny Virus

Bowl of Ebola



Dead Fly


Jar Of Annoying Mosquitoes

Ruffie Flea Infestation

Bloody Wet Specimen

Mantis Insect Temporary Habitat

Laboratory Animal Cage

Freed Minion Cage

Newt Temporary Habitat

Ornate Caged Cockatiel

Garden Snail Insect Temporary Habitat

Magical Blobby Lamp

Bottled Bunny Pixi

Bottled Duckie

Sea Monkey


Angry Rat



Poor Mouse

Rat Familiar Beanbag


Plagued Rat Swarm


Pantry Rat



Experiment 893 Plushie


Infected Kitmonkey

Infected Blob Kitty


White Clingy Monkey

Love Monkey Plushie

Black Clingy Monkey

Ebil Site Monkey

Bad Taxidermy Bunny



Bad Taxidermy Lion

Infected Aljex

Fungus Frog


Tri Jaw Fish

Mutated Fish


Bubble Jelly Zombie Plushie

Rift Octo

Experiment 886 Plushie




Pumpkin Parasite



Edible Sandworm

Bleeding Bug

Snow Crystal Moth



Purple Pus Fruit Fly

Putrid Arania Bee

Creepy Crawlies

Underground Fisher



Murderous Gingerbread Man

Doom Bloom Zombie Plushie




Rift Spider

Dungus Beetle


Dragonscale Roach

Wooly Caterpillar

Star Damsel

Julia Caterpillar

Skeletal Centipede

Vetan Symphocada

Vampire Wasp

Blue Legged Centipede

Fascinating Iridescent Cocoon

Keterbite Beetle

Stinging Saddleback Caterpillar

Translucent Jewel Caterpillar

Exhausted Maggot

Candy Cane Worm

Dark Matter Grub


Bowl of Nasty Worms

Tiny Carrion

Olgoi Khorkhoi Plushie


Parasitic Pride

Happy Flesh-Eating Worm

Medicinal Leeches

Meranas Periwinkle

Clawed Monster Wet Specimen

Barnankles Zombie Plushie

Pumpkin Guts Beast

Toxic Crawling Pumpkin Guts


Infested Log

Delphi Specimen Jar Mask

Hulking Candy Corn Beast

Rift Turnip


Carrion Mantis

Wrinkled Rose Giraffe Weevil

Hairy Cap Beetle

Inky Beetle

Basket Stink Beetle

Rabid Jelly Cup

Mouthy Monster Wet Specimen

Ant Agony Zombie Plushie

Mini Gelatin Jelly Candies

Engorged Spore Pod

Short Red Cage

Peacock Fungus Pet

Puffer of DOOM

Broad Ink Cap

Bruising Everslime Mushroom

Tall Bleeding Tooth Fungus

Ammonia Deadly Bonbon

Yellow Slime Meltipop

Nightshade Deadly Bonbon

Chitinous Infectious Sample

Rocky Infectious Sample

Peculiar Petri Dish

Pale Infectious Sample

Living Petri Dish

Bloody Infectious Sample

Nightmarish Infectious Sample

Gourd Witch Empty Potion Bottles

Hex Remover

Fortifying Star Flower Serum


Dark Tincture Bottle

Toy Chibi Graveyard Potion

Bloodred Ontra Elixir

Left Arm Mutagen

Right Arm Mutagen

Cocktail Cryo Tube

Spider Venom

Candied Pink Fairy Dust

Premium Scorpion Poison

Test Tube Beanbag

Captured Baby Lightning Sylph

Squid Ink

Romero NOVA Experimental Alloy

Subject Cryotube

Pureed Yellow Squash Potion

Powdered Crab Claws

Green Celestial Flask

Captured Blood Droplet

Dust Perfume

Clotted Green Cologne

Pouring Rain

Gut Champagne Beer

Toxic Apothecary Bottle

Vibrating Nucleus Gel

Snake Venom

Nauseous Cologne

Filled Deluxe Butterfly Bottle

Ruffie Bottled Breath

Fizzy Lemon Candy Potion

Bubbling Venom

Deceptively Blood Colored Cologne

Captured Rot Particles

Fake Bloodred Potion

Filled Klein Bottle

Purple Celestial Flask

Fizzy Raspberry Candy Potion

Pale Cologne

Death Perfume

Free Flowing Liquid Shadow

Maniacal Gelatin Goop

Goddess Red Hair Dye

Fizzy Orange Candy Potion

Spilled Tube of Mildew Spores

Essence of Living Shadow

Elemental Reversal Concoction

Curious Bottle of Black Smoke

Cream Mahar Elixir

Sweet Frost Science Daiquiri

Red Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Broken Flask of Liquid Shadow

Skull Punch

Bottle of Saheric Sand

Yellow Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Diluted Virus Dose

Sweet Toxic Science Shot

Fizzy Cherry Candy Potion

Corrosive Saliva Sample

Purple Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Contaminated Test Tube

Small Vial of Red Cologne

Mystery Reversal Concoction

Ruined Glass Beaker

Bloody Stale Ale

Bubbly Potion

Flask of Liquid Shadow

Orange Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Sweet-N-Spicy Science Daiquiri

Sweet-N-Spicy Science Shot

Nightmare Potion

Salted Turquoise Eye Drops

Baby Breath

Salted Amber Eye Drops

Sweet Nightingale Broom

Knocked Over Trash Can

Shark Bowl

Top Tier Safety Helmet

Pail of Water

Empty Bucket

Bucket of Icewater

Synthetic Modeling Sponge

Mystery Subreze

White Sand B Gone Soap

Metal Brush


Bubble Spirit

Pink Soap

Tutani Sponge

Shinwas Soap

Olde Tyme Barbers Soap

Bedbug Cleanup Kit

Lice Repellent

Robo Vac

Canister Vacuum


Wheelie Bin

Jack Frosts Bottled Breath

Shinwas Blessed Water

Sun Potion

Shinwas Defense Potion

Shinwas Magical Potion

Pheromone Infused Perfume

Shinwas Level Potion

Salted Green Eye Drops

Bottled Ice

Bottled Antilovirus

Potion of Life

Bottled Delirium

Cop Bunny

Minor Error

Doctor Bunny

Nice Nurse Blob Kitty


Nurse Hat

Watermelon Subreze

Hospital Bed

Black Stethoscope

Tongue Depressor

Digital Thermometer

First Aid Kit

Suture Kit

Bag of Blood

Blood Bag Candy

Slit Neck Makeup

Expired Novocaine Vial

Blue Liquid Filled Giant Syringe

Red Liquid Filled Giant Syringe

Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer

Orange Liquid Filled Giant Syringe

Nuclear Rave Shot

Yellow Liquid Filled Giant Syringe

Rift Queen Nano Injector

Questionable Tagged Syringe

Green Liquid Filled Giant Syringe

His and Hers Hot Water Bottles

Purple Bunny Adhesive Bandages

Dr. Lockhearts Amorisporin-Medicated Bandages

Round Hearts Bandage

Striped Bandage


Green Bunny Adhesive Bandages

Acetaminophen Travel Pack

Ziaran Pill Box

Desert Outdoorsman Pills

Extra Strength Pain Pills

Ibuprofen Travel Pack

Regular Strength Pain Pills

Rugged Mountain Outdoorsman Pills


Hearing Test Equipment

Eye Exam Chart

Wheelchair with Dignified Blanket

Poolside Platter

Heavy Duty Theatrical Concealer

Pampered Kitmonkey

Pet Friends