Go Ask Alice has a minion!

Chasing the Albie

Go Ask Alice
Legacy Name: Go Ask Alice

The Common Experiment #911
Owner: Tinkerbabe

Age: 2 years, 11 months, 1 week

Born: February 10th, 2018

Adopted: 2 years, 11 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: February 10th, 2018


  • Level: 90
  • Strength: 211
  • Defense: 201
  • Speed: 201
  • Health: 204
  • HP: 204/204
  • Intelligence: 292
  • Books Read: 284
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Certified Mad Scientist

I was trying to be Experiment #0101. I drank 9 Experimental Dews trying, but too much sP being spent seemed the only outcome. Feeling it may be less costly to zap, I was zapped one time. BAM! Experiment #911! It looks good to me, so I am going to lay here in the shade and rest!

I think I’ll stay this way! Say, what is that song that keeps playing through my mind?

“One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don’t do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she’s ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you’re going to fall
Tell’em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call...
Call Alice when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she’ll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen’s off with her head
Remember what the Dormouse said
Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head”

—White Rabbit lyrics by Jefferson Airplane —

Pet Treasure


Mechanical Rift Giraffe

Mechanical Rift Giraffe


Wonderland Watch

Bacon and Egg Breakfast

Bacon and Egg Breakfast

Bacon and Egg Breakfast

Fortune-Telling Mouse

Queen Phug

White Chess Knight

Fields of Logic

Blue Mushrooms

Zombie Chess Set

Vintage Telephone

Shapely Aquamarine Hookah

Monarch Caterpillar

Suspicious Albino Bunny

Rugged Mountain Outdoorsman Pills

Coast Outdoorsman Pills


Warm Experiment 911 Beanbag

Experiment 911 Plushie

Experiment 3877 Beanbag

Experiment 404 Plushie

Lovely Experiment 7777 Sticker

Experiment 625 Stocking

Experiment 893 Plushie

Experiment 404 Beanbag

Experiment 008 Plushie

Experimental Dew

Pet Friends

The Mad Hatter
Is it time for tea?

Off with her head!

White Rabbit
He’s late, he’s late!

Beware the Jabberwock!

Most everyone’s mad here.